Sunni and Shia continue sectarian violence in heaven!
Over 6,000 innocent virgins have been killed in sectarian violence in Heaven in June and July. Allah has repeatedly warned the warring Sunni and Shia angels that he himself is Jewish and sick of their shit, which is why he is helping the Jews in their battle against Hizballah and turning Hizballah rockets into duds that fall in Arab neighborhoods.
posted by Miss Carnivorous @ 6:52 PM
5 Comments:
So are they dying for nothing? Going up to heaven and finding no virgin women must be very frustrating, girl... Well, I'm sure they have heard speak about the French vice. A great gift for after-death...
It's all those rivers of wine in heaven. They get to drinking sweet flowing female juices and can't control themselves.
So I'm thinking that Israel should just go ahead and vaporize Mecca. I mean if Allah can't protect that, then . . .
Just a theory.
-T
Leave Mecca, vaporise Iran!
Why not do both? Throw in Damascus as well. Three's a charm!
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