This is the story of the star crossed lovers, ruggedly handsome Muammar Ghaddafi and the ravishing, redheaded, Miss Carnivorous

The Burning Sands. And let me tell you, Muammar, (I just call him MuMu or habibi, hilwa or ya hayeti) does not do Tantric, Thanks be to Allah! Muammar, in turn says that Miss C's skin is as soft as a she camel's lips and he should know! Miss C's other lovers say that Miss C is more of a she badger, than a she camel, but maybe MuMu just brings out her softer, more feminine, camely side. In the story Miss C seems to have had a terrible accident and developed a permanent limp, which ruined her modeling career. She also gets stung by a bee on her lip, which reminded my poor MuMu of the time his son ( the one by his first wife, Farah, a mere teenager, who died giving birth to Muammar Jr, MuMu is tall, you see and his first wife was only 12) got stung by a scorpion and got all swole up and died, writhing in agony. So sad. Please don't worry, Miss C is fine, the author has taken a little artistic license with Miss C's life story. Miss C does not have a limp, her modeling career is no different than it ever was and she was stung by a wasp a few weeks ago, but only on her foot, she is not disfigured and she only limped for an hour or 2, although she did engage in extreme pottymouthery in front of the neighbors. This slight exaggeration is OK with Miss C, although the author might have asked first. All in all it is a beautiful love story and tells how MuMu makes Miss C's "eyes as cold as steel" turn warm as the desert sun, whenever he makes sweet love to her. I highly recommend this biography.