Carnivorousness

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Monday, September 18, 2006

If Al Qaeda is winning, why is Osama hiding?

Where is Osama? The victor of a conflict generally has a parade through the streets. Why isn't Al Jazeera interviewing him? Because he has no place to call his own, that's why. As Saddam's former Minister of Information would say, Osama is running like a fraidy cat from our superior firepower! Only about a hundred Americans have been killed in Afghanistan. Of course as you all know, some of the Americans killed, were killed by friendly fire. So, there you have it, the great al Qaeda, lead by the magnificent warrior, Osama bin Laden has not been able to kill more than 100 Americans in Afghanistan in over 5 years. That's 20 American troop deaths a year. Really, it's laughable. There were so few American deaths in Afghanistan, the supposed stronghold of al Qaeda and bin Laden, that the News Hour on PBS neglected to report on the American troops killed in Afghanistan, for years! They listed the roles for recently killed troops in Iraq, but only recently started listing the Afghan war dead. I remain as unimpressed by the Taliban as I was when the war began.

10 Comments:

At 9:41 PM , Blogger John Doe said...

I hope he is die. Well, he should be f*cking young virgins. Hey, wait a second! I am Christian!!! He must be being fucked by demons with extra size dicks!!! Come on, Osama, suck, SUCK!!!

(Sorry.)

 
At 4:53 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aww come on ... You know that for him to be still alive and kicking in the Arab/Islamic world this is a huge victory.

Islamophuqnuts don't have to "WIN" anything to be considered a victory.

Just to be able to continue the fight is a victory ... in their demented minds!

 
At 10:44 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

osama is eff'ing young virgins, you can believe J.Doe. He gets offered peoples daughters every day I am sure and his blood will survive.

 
At 6:12 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remain as unimpressed by the Taliban as I was when the war began.+++++++++++

So why do you fight them ? Why do you occupy their country ?

BTW, Afghanistan is one of the poorest country on earth; USa the richest one...

 
At 9:01 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

We did what we accomplished Anon and now we are making sure the animals let girls go to school and women work and not get beat for it. We also are making sure the artists can paint and the writers can write and that no more buddha statues get blown up, that is if there are any left. While we are at it we are helping build infrastructure so that the crappy buildings the pathetic losers called the taliban built won't fall on people during earthquakes and crush them!

 
At 9:01 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

We did what we accomplished Anon and now we are making sure the animals let girls go to school and women work and not get beat for it. We also are making sure the artists can paint and the writers can write and that no more buddha statues get blown up, that is if there are any left. While we are at it we are helping build infrastructure so that the crappy buildings the pathetic losers called the taliban built won't fall on people during earthquakes and crush them!

 
At 8:25 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nasrallah seems very afraid too !

Hezbollah chief leads 'victory'

BEIRUT, Lebanon - Hezbollah's leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah made his first public appearance since his group's war with the zionist entity began July 12, taking the stage Friday at a rally by hundreds of thousands of his supporters in Beirut's bombed-out suburbs.

BTW : Ossama is fine too. He´s playing with his flight simulator ® in his cave somewhere in Pakistan. Don´t waste your time going there : too dangerous except if you appear to have a passport from a civilized country (Switzerland, France, Belgium, Ireland...). FIY, Dumbush is currently visiting his puppet there : Musharraf. Security is very tight as far as I know : but I dunno WHY ? Any idea ?

 
At 8:27 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

We did what we accomplished++++++

No kidding ? Oh yeah, you boosted the opium production by 18.900%. What else ?

You have a nice puppet there too. A shame, he hides in his palace protected by US bodyguards...

 
At 4:45 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

my feeling is that drugs should be legal and the farmers should grow opium if they want.

 
At 12:16 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Not only that Anon, but again you blame others for the actions muslims themselves choose to take. You are such children to never be responsible for anything. Wahwah. Bush is your Daddy!

 

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