Map Quest

Friday night I went out with 2 girlfriends. We drove down to San Jose to go to a club. We don't know San Jose very well . We were lost, so we pulled into a gas station to get a map and directions. We were sitting in the car looking at the map when a guy pulled in to get gas. He spotted us and walked over to our car and bent down to look in the window. I asked him if he knew where El Camino Real was. "No, he said, I don't know where that is." He then put his arm through the window and pointed to a spot on the map. "But, my house is right there," he said.