God damn these pants are gay!
Ladies, there are only 250,000 pairs of these pants left. Usually when something becomes rarer the value goes up. But since these are the ugliest pants in all of Christiandom, and Buddhadom and Muslimdom too, they are still not a steal at 5 bucks a pop. I have to agree with the ad, these pants must go!
posted by Miss Carnivorous @ 7:43 PM
11 Comments:
Hillary Clinton pants!
Holy shit Miss C please let the warehouse burn.
Surely the fumes from such a fire would cause death on a massive scale! Imagine the giant lump of polyester goo!
Thanks for heads-up on the "gay" pants. Who'd want to be caught on their hands and knees wearing a pair of those.
I just cancelled my knit slacks order from Haband.com and changed it to a pair each of the Bend-Over Slacks, No Fuss, No Muss Dress Pants and of course the Perk Me Up Casual Pants.
Some of the female models from the online catalogue are rather cute, except for the ones that aren't.
RaLph (with a capital "L" in the middle)
Theres an old standard insult among professional males in to belittle a peer.
You tell a guy he has a nice tie, then throw him twenty bucks and tell him to buy three more and burn all four.
As you'd say... pretty gay.
...but funny as hell.
Lucy looked pretty good in her black pair back in the 60's. Now a days it's mostly extra large ladies who where these pants.
Ralphie, I have missed you! Karen, Lucy did look good, but trying to recreate her look by buying these pants is a no no. But Donkey's right you should by 4 pairs and burn them all. You's still be out only 20 smackers. Not bad.
RaLph, did you get your free Lady Lighthouse lantern with your pant order???
I donated my free lantern along with a pair of Magic Slim Jeans to the governor of Louisiana.
Also, to Governor Blanco and Mary Landrieu who also dress like Hillary, for when they hold one of those pat-yourself-on-the-back press conferences to proclaim what a great job they did in preparation for a storm like Katrina.
http://www.haband.com/images/site1/products/processed/C9511.zoom.3.jpg
Once all Hell breaks loose, they turn into Pouty Girls.
You guys elect em, and re-elect em! We can only gape in wonder! Democrats admire failure above all things. The more you talk and the less you do for your constituants the better! Those Southern Democrats don't even have to try. Al they have to do is blame Republicans for everything under the sun. Especially if they are Black. Then the worse they are the more they are worshipped. Bill Clinton being a prime example. Because we all know he's really Black.
My coworkers from the New Orleans area said that they voted for the lesser of two weevils (we-evil).
They had a choice between Nagin and Mitch Landrieu for mayor. They had a worse choice between Jefferson and whatever-her-name-is for Congress.
Every person that I work and associate with, with the exception of church, voted for Kermit (Bobby Jindal) for governor, not Miss Piggy (Blanco).
Kermit http://www.bobbyjindal.com/
Piggy http://www.gov.state.la.us/
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