My ex wants to sell carbon offsets.

Always thinking on his feet and just plain greedy, my ex, the taxidermist, has a great business plan. He lives in the woods, in Mariposa county, near Yosemite National Park. He says he will plant trees on his property for anyone who needs a carbon offset. Somebody tell Al Gore! Maybe my ex could use a sliding scale. The left should go for that one. He can charge rich bastards like Gore more than he charges small businessmen.