Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Since the Germans are responsible for the formation of Israel as it is today,

let them be responsible for "peace" negotiations between Arabs and Israelis. They started it. Let them finish it. The Germans should go to the Palestinians and say, "It's our fault the Jews had to have their own country to protect themselves against future projected genocidal actions on the part of people who may choose to emulate the German people's actions during the Holocaust. Which by the way, really happened. We actually did slaughter millions of them, no matter what the President of Iran may say. We are uber sorry that the Jews chose to form their new country on historically Jewish land that you had occupied for quite some time. But since we have done this terrible thing to both you and the Jews, how can we ameliorate your suffering?"

6 Comments:

At 6:57 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've often wondered the same thing. Why doesn't Germany take a larger role in Middle East affairs? It boggles the mind. It's just easier to bitch at the US, I guess.

 
At 12:39 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Well the Jews might not exactly want the Germans over there in any capacity!

 
At 12:49 PM , Blogger alex said...

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At 6:36 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Miss C, At first I was going to suggest that you turn on the spambot filter for your blog, but that last comment is just too funny. It reminds me of junk e-mails that advertise refinancing your home mortgage and "male enhancement" in the same message.

 
At 6:37 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those crafty Russians with their prescription drug scams! It's the new Cold War, I tell ya!

 
At 11:59 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

You men are all so weird about the spam. Spam filters get on my nerves and often I am discouraged from leaving comments because of them. A little spam does not bother me, you can always delete it and they can be funny.

 

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