Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

I have decided that the library should not purchase any more books until

the patrons have read all the books we already have. Once they have finished those we can buy new ones. It will be like a summer reading club. After a patron reads a book we will mark it off on a list for him/her. After they read, say, 100,000 books or more, we will give them a kewl library key chain, t-shirt or a nifty sticker. Books on CD or tape can count but not DVD's.

2 Comments:

At 12:10 PM , Blogger Conan The Librarian said...

DVD's should count as minus 1. Ahh they sure did not teach this in library school.

 
At 12:31 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Oh no, I'd be most unpopular were word to get out.

 

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