Why I fucking hate liberals!

Our dept consists of lower staff and we are of all different political persuasions but we are mostly supporters of the death penalty. In fact the other day right-wing co-worker and Black Democrat co-worker were in agreement that it was a-OK for some guy in Texas to shoot someone for stealing copper. I disagreed. So you see, some of the Democrats are more conservative than I.

Some years ago now, we had a White liberal woman working in our dept. She and I were like oil and water. She was a terrible person to work with as she read all day and did very little actual work. Yet she complained about the job and called it "slavery," although her Black co-worker outworked her by miles. Liberal woman would piss and moan and stay off work with "carpal tunnel" all the damn time. She would say that her job was ruining her life and she could not play the piano or do calligraphy because of it. Our male supervisor, an ex Marine, hated her. He would walk over and ask what was going on when she was complaining. She would say, "Nothing" and he would reply, "I can see that!" Sometimes he would imitate her whiny voice too.

She dated Black guys and had been married to a Union activist. She was so uptight that she would tell her boyfriends not to eat popcorn at the movies because it would ruin the movie, so her relationships did not last long.

Then one night the State went ahead with the execution of one Robert Alton Harris, a murderer so callous that he killed 2 young men and finished their cheeseburgers afterword. The next day liberal co-worker was beside herself with grief. She told us she had not slept as "It was a dark day for America!"

It got worse. She was from Petaluma California. Richard Allen Davis, a California Native American, kidnapped, raped and murdered Polly Klass. Liberal co-worker was convinced of his innocence, as "He did not look like a murderer." Of course he does, I said, he is a murderer and he is exactly what a murderer looks like. He led the police to Polly's body, for Christ's sake! She also said he did not look like a Native American, another subject she is woefully ignorant on. When his past history of kidnapping and sexual assault came to light Liberal co-worker accused the victims of lying.

Then she fell in love with Jack Kevorkian. Her love for him was eclipsed only by her admiration of the unibomber, whom she thought was a nice man who cared about nature.

She finally retired early because she just could not take it any more, thank God, because I could not take it any more! Black co-worker talked to her recently. I told Black co-worker that I hate Miss Liberal and she hates me. "No she doesn't, she said, she always asks about you."

Well if she doesn't, that just proves my point. I am her mortal enemy and she can't even see it!