Devil Dawg has no chair

Have you ever been at someone's house when their dog comes up to you and glares menacingly at you or tries to climb into the chair you are sitting in?

Then the people who invited you over will say, "That's his chair," calmly, matter of factly, in a way that makes you feel as if you should vacate the chair and you look around and realize there is no other place to sit, except on the floor, which is really where the dog should be sitting anyway?

Devil Dog is allowed on the furniture. He sleeps with me. But he is not as important as a guest. When he gets off Wefare and gets a job in the circus, is pulling in the big bucks like that dog who used to be on Frasier, and can use the internet to buy hissself furniture, then, just maybe, he can have a chair to call his own. I will even put his name on it.